@5 months ago with 151140 notes
A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old
She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that
@5 months ago with 31679 notes
Hey you remember that one time a black guy’s sister was almost raped but instead of being sympathetic towards him, the country autotuned him because he was so flamboyant.
Or that time a black woman house burned down, but we turned her into a meme?
Remember the time a black guy saved two kidnapped women, and all anyone did was mock the way he spoke